dear gas prices,

you suck!

dear Toyota of Hollywood,

Um, you forgot to put a piece of my car back when you were replacing the super-expensive headlight! I will be in soon to have you put it back. Hopefully I won't be there all day like I was last time.

dear Prius,

Just an idea, but it might be nice if your super-expensive high-intensity discharge headlights turned off automatically when the car turns off. I know they turn off once I open the door, but sometimes I don't do that for a while because I'm returning calls and emails. Then the battery dies and AAA has to come to my rescue yet again.

dear self,

FYI it is never a good idea to put 4 gorgeous vintage martini glasses in the back of your trunk with unsecured large objects. Inevitably one of those large objects will go flying when you take a corner to fast and will crush one of the gorgeous vintage martini glasses. Oh well, at least you still have 3 ;)

dear blogging,

Why can't you just be hooked up to my brain? I think of so many funny things, but if I don't write them down I totally forget lol.

dear grown man wearing a spider man T and silver sneakers,

Although you looked like a little boy that was 5'10" you were pretty cute. The Prius was a nice addition to your awesomely odd style.